REASONS TO BE NICE TO PEOPLE:
- why the fuck do you need reasons just be nice to people omfg
Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.
just imagine your crush masturbating to the thought of you and making little moans and whispering your name and jESUS I NEED TO SIT DOWN
"Why do you want this job?"
Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.
sometimes i look at my follower count and think “wow thats a lot of people i probably disappoint on a regular basis”
All the Hangover movies (and movies like it) to me are an accurate depiction of how white boys can do so much illegal and unethical shit and still walk away with a clean slate